wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
Tumblr has ALL the answers! (And it’s more fun than homework)
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time**goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*
*goes to earth and awkwardly follows sam the entire time*
*goes on a hike and awkwardly follows the leader the entire time*
solace by andrew porter
Sparrow Volume 12: Sergio Toppi
HAPPY LEFT HANDED DAY!!!!!
—Lefties are more likely to be geniuses.
—Throughout history, being left-handed was seen as various things, like: a bad habit, rebellion, criminality, the mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis, or even a trait marking creativity and musical ability.
—Left-handedness runs in the family, the British royal family namely. The Queen Mother, Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Charles, and Prince William are or were all lefties.
—Lefties are more likely to loathe spiral notebooks.
—Here are some other famous lefties: President Barak Obama, Oprah, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts, Justin Bieber, Sarah Jessica Parker, Bruce Willis, Scarlett Johansson, Jon Stewart, Lady Gaga and Tina Fey.
—It’s not sure what makes a person become a lefty. Some scientists say it could be more testosterone in utero; others say it could be the hand babies prefer to have in their mouths.
—The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper and Osama Bin Laden were all lefties.
—Among Eskimos, every lefty is a potential sorcerer.
—Some researchers believe lefties are better at handling stimuli, which means they’re naturally better at video games.
—Some scholars say lefties are the last unorganized minority in society because they don’t have a collective power or real sense of common identity.
—In Scotland, if a person is a unlucky it is said he or she was “baptized by a left-handed priest.”
—Lefties tend to be more susceptible to negative emotions like depression and anger because they engage in the right side of their brains more aggressively.
—Some scholars say lefties generally die nine years earlier than righties.
—Nearly 30 million people in the U.S. are left-handed.
—There are many artistic representations that show Satan as being left-handed.!
Nobody flicks me in the butt without my consent!
"When did I get stabbed? That’s awesome!" - 21 Jump Street
"Fuck you science!" - 21 Jump Street
That is so creepy!